Whole Beef-Because Half Measures Are for Quitters!

Want to be the most popular house in the neighborhood? Want to never hear the words “We’re out of beef!” again? Then it’s time to GO WHOLE COW—because life is too short for small beef orders.

This 400lbs package is our BEST DEAL and perfect for:
 

• Grill masters who love a good steak
  
• Meal preppers who plan ahead like a pro
  
•  Party hosts who need an excuse to invite the whole block over
  
•  Families who are tired of store-bought mystery meat
• People who just really, REALLY love beef

If 400lbs sounds like a lot, consider this:

1. Split it with family or friends—beef buddies are the best buddies
   
2. Our heavy-duty vacuum packaging keeps it fresh for well over a year, so no rush
   
3. This will be the ONLY beef purchase you need to make all year—no more late-night grocery runs!

What’s Inside? (AKA, Your Freezer’s New Best Friend)
 

• 25% Steaks – Rib steaks, T-bones, sirloins, tri-tip, top rounds, chuck steaks, flank/skirt steaks, and cube steaks (fancy dinner? check.)
• 35% Savory Cuts & Roasts – Chuck, sirloin tip, arm, rump roasts, brisket, short ribs, soup bones, and stew meat (hello, slow cooker season!)
•  40% Premium Ground Beef – Burgers, tacos, casseroles, meatloaf... endless possibilities!

Pricing & Payment (Because We Like to Keep It Simple!)

• $15.99/lb (Estimated total: $6,396 +/-)
• Two Payments: $1,000 down & estimated $5,396 final payment
• Final payment is collected just before shipping—no surprises!
  FREE SHIPPING included!

How It Works (Spoiler: It’s Easy!)

1. Place your order with a down payment or pay in full online
2. We dry-age your beef for 14 days (because patience = better flavor
3. We send an invoice for the final balance before shipment
4. Your beef is professionally butchered, vacuum-sealed, labeled, and flash-frozen for 1months of deliciousness!

No hormones. No antibiotics. No sad, overpriced grocery store beef. Just high-quality, pasture-raised goodness delivered straight to your door.
Reserve Your Whole Cow Today! This deal sells out FAST—so claim yours before someone else does!